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June 17th, 2012
08:59 pm
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If shit happens
Taoism: Shit happens
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Atheism: No shit
TV Evangelism: Send more shit
Buddhism: If shit happens, it is not really shit
Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Muslims: We accept only holy shit

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Gnosticism: If shit happens, this shit belongs to this aeon.

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From:sophiaserpentia
Date:June 17th, 2012 06:44 pm (UTC)
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One of the few fragments directly attributed to Valentinus claims that Jesus did not shit, using the argument that Jesus' body could not have produced anything corrupt.
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From:sophia_sadek
Date:June 17th, 2012 08:07 pm (UTC)
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Now, that's some immaculate shit!
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From:sophia_sadek
Date:June 17th, 2012 08:07 pm (UTC)
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Gnostic practice: Shit helps the garden grow.
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From:dascher_65
Date:June 17th, 2012 08:43 pm (UTC)
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Just one condition - it's garden belong to this aeon!)))
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From:alex_moma
Date:June 17th, 2012 11:34 pm (UTC)
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